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{"slip": { "id": 47, "advice": "If you need cheering up, try searching online for photos of kittens."}}

{"fact":"If they have ample water, cats can tolerate temperatures up to 133 \u00b0F.","length":70}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why do chicken coops only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans","id":48}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer?","punchline":"Cool Ranch!","id":171}

{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}

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