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Estadio Coliseum is a municipally-owned football stadium in Getafe, Spain. It is the home ground of Getafe CF.
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Gisela Mauermayer was a German athlete who competed mainly in the discus. She won the gold medal at the 1936 Summer Olympics held in Berlin, Germany.
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The Hunt for Exomoons with Kepler (HEK) was a project whose aim was to search for exomoons, natural satellites of exoplanets, using data collected by the Kepler space telescope. Founded by British exomoonologist David Kipping and affiliated with the Center for Astrophysics | Harvard & Smithsonian, HEK submitted its first paper on June 30, 2011. HEK later submitted five additional papers from 2013 to 2017. In July 2017, it found some evidence for an exomoon around Kepler-1625b.
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