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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pig that knows karate?","punchline":"A pork chop!","id":212}
{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
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{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}
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