{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"fact":"Many cats love having their forehead gently stroked.","length":52}
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{"fact":"When a family cat died in ancient Egypt, family members would mourn by shaving off their eyebrows. They also held elaborate funerals during which they drank wine and beat their breasts. The cat was embalmed with a sculpted wooden mask and the tiny mummy was placed in the family tomb or in a pet cemetery with tiny mummies of mice.","length":331}
{"slip": { "id": 86, "advice": "Never write in an email to someone, something which you wouldn't say to that person's face."}}
{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}
{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"I Still Love You (The Vejtables song)","displaytitle":"I Still Love You (The Vejtables song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q22043682","titles":{"canonical":"I_Still_Love_You_(The_Vejtables_song)","normalized":"I Still Love You (The Vejtables song)","display":"I Still Love You (The Vejtables song)"},"pageid":48426988,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/I_Still_Love_You_%28The_Vejtables_song%29.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/I_Still_Love_You_%28The_Vejtables_song%29.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1144751271","tid":"c03dd449-c320-11ed-a3fa-169117b23c07","timestamp":"2023-03-15T11:01:35Z","description":"1965 single by The Vejtables","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Still_Love_You_(The_Vejtables_song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Still_Love_You_(The_Vejtables_song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Still_Love_You_(The_Vejtables_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:I_Still_Love_You_(The_Vejtables_song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Still_Love_You_(The_Vejtables_song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/I_Still_Love_You_(The_Vejtables_song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Still_Love_You_(The_Vejtables_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:I_Still_Love_You_(The_Vejtables_song)"}},"extract":"\"I Still Love You\" is a song by the American folk rock band the Vejtables, written by Jan Errico, and first appears on the group's debut single, which was released on Autumn Records in 1965. The Vejtables were signed to the record label after receiving some regional notice on the nightclub circuit, despite all the band members still being enrolled in high school. \"I Still Love You\" exhibits influences from their label-mates the Beau Brummels, though it is largely marked by its jangling 12-string guitar arrangements, folky vocal harmonies, and sparse use of the harmonica. Arguably the Vejtables' greatest asset was Errico, who not only penned the song, but also played drums, making her one of the few 1960s female musicians to do so. Upon release, \"I Still Love You\" reached number 83 on the Billboard Hot 100, becoming the only Vejtables release to crack the chart. The song charted quite respectably in Chicago. It debuted on the 10th of September,